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Easter April 26, 2011

Enjoyin’ up this spring break, I spent most of Thursday getting caught up with my homework pile. On Fri-eeday I woke up at like 11, and needed to rush some laundry so I would have an outfit for the Good Fri-eeday service. Went early to set up the lights [citation needed], and then went to the youth group event afterwards. We watched Mars Hill Church’s(Mark Driscoll’s church) Good Friday  featurette (It was OK, it was definitely very biblically accurate, almost too much so for the medium, 7.5 out of 10).

Saturday, I painted eggs, chilled, and MISSED THE ROW-HOUSE ZOMBIE PRESENTATION BY MY BROTHER!!! I used to have a zombie obsession! I still have ultimate plans for how to convert my home into an ultimate zombie fortress! I know that zombies originated in Haiti under the name “zombi”!  I had plans for keeping food supplies for an extended time! I have a plan for what route I’ll take to make sure my loved ones are alright! I have a plan for what supplies will be necessary! It is uber ridiculous that I missed this!

Sunday was Easter (duh), ate eggs, went to church feeling all fancy, wearing a mix of wedding clothes and rehearsal dinner clothes(with a tie). Came home late (due to tearing down) ate an exquisite meal of ham, scallop potatoes, green beans, wedding croissants, and ambrosia. Yum. I snacked on candy all afternoon, listened to Impossible Soul(its like listening to a whole album, so it’s worth mentioning), and bounced around the basketball. At like six we had family come over for dessert: cream puffs filled with vanilla ice cream with raspberry sauce and whipped cream(the wedding leftover extraordinaire!).

Today was the day me and my friend planned on seeing Rango(or just hanging out) and for the first half of the day I was obsessively iPod texting him, with no response(yes, one of the texts was a quote of The Fray) until almost noon(when we planned on the afternoon). I shouldn’t need to tell you what ended up happening… Okay, foolish reader, I will stack the blocks for you. It didn’t end up happening.

Anyway, my newlywed brother and sister-in-law(or 2nd degree sister by the system I invented) came into town, got to talk to them, but I had no way of getting to the place where they were opening wedding gifts. The weather was really nice, so I got to enjoy the great outdoors, and tonight we did some errands. Tomorrow is school, but it can’t be much, because my teachers have souls and don’t give homework over breaks.

Stray observations:

-I found out my iPod’s texting app has a number (318) 973-0898 call text me.

-Melted Reese’s Peanut butter eggs are no fun

-Eggs and Bunnies are pagan signs of an ungodly holiday that’s around the time of Easter, isn’t that essentially why we don’t celebrate Halloween?

-I didn’t get any prank suggestions last time! Either I have no readers, or I have no commenters… if the latter is true, speak up! I need to know that you’re out there!

-Why is retarded a negative word? It means “slow”! Political Correctness is retarded… or would it prefer to be special?